"Oh, there's no way in hell you're going to get me to publish a blog," I said. "I think blogs are stupid," I said. "The word 'blog' sounds like something which a very sick person would say," I said.

Well, it looks very much like I might have lied, doesn't it. And anyone who thinks differently can jump in a lake of some kind. Maybe a lake of lava. That would be painful, now wouldn't it?

You might also ask why I've got a blog when I have no time in which to write in it. Well, the answer is simple enough: I wanted to be able to post on someone else's blog and I thought this would be a good way. Now I'm stuck here in blog limbo waiting for the bus.

Oh that sweet sweet bus.